sexta-feira, 13 de março de 2026

⏳ What will be the next trap? ⌛🏁


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Q: What do you think of people who name their sons or daughters after someone mentioned in one of the editions or versions of the Bible?
A: Was there anyone in that book who wasn't murdered? Resurrection for everyone? How many times?

Q: Do you believe that anyone in any of the versions or editions of that Bible has never died?
A: Given the time that has passed, all those people mentioned have already died, if they even existed; I wasn't there to witness anything.

Q: Have you ever had the free time to read one of the Bibles from beginning to end?
A: No. Not even free time to watch things on TV that seem relevant.

Q: What expression would you use frequently if you were one of the co-authors of that Bible?
A: "Sad, very sad."

Q: What color is the dust shown in the photograph below?
A: Brown, but exactly reddish-brown, but I really have no way of telling if the photograph was artificially colored, perhaps using AI, apparently not. The dust shown strongly resembles chocolate powder; if there's no water in it, there's even less milk.

Q: Do you know if NASA is having any problems with a shortage of screws?
A: I really don't know, but there are photographs that need some explanation, in this one specifically, how to keep a viewfinder almost clean in a dusty place, something really curious.

Q: Would you like to participate in the colonization of Mars? Would you like to spend some time on Mars?
A: No. If there's one thing I consider superfluous, it's dust, it will return sooner rather than later.

Q: Does a person have to agree with everything related to the official version?
A: I don't consider it a problem to rate an app 5☆ if it truly deserves 5☆, but that's not what happens after most tests. If there were a 0☆ option, only a small minority of them would end up in that unfortunate situation; in practice, they would be 1☆. But most of the time, I detail the rating to help the developer understand what happened.

Q: When you drink milk, do you think about becoming milky?
A: No.

Q: When you drink coffee, do you think about changing color?
A: No.

Q: Have you tested and kept installed any apps from developers based in Russia or Ukraine?
A: Yes, from Russia and Ukraine. Most of the time I'm curious to see the developer's location listed in the app store; the internet isn't some idealized new territory completely different from the real world.

Q: Do you currently find anything truly funny on the internet?
A: No. I prefer the internet as it was when I started using it, a technical language whose main subject was computing. I have absolutely no interest in contributing to the impoverishment of the internet.

Q: Where would the end of the world be in modern times?
A: Based on what is not shown on the incomplete world map provided for the app, the end of the world would be a little before the North Pole. I really don't know if the North Pole was annihilated by the ozone layer on that map; it's a dark region where satellites come and go several times, but it hasn't reappeared on that map yet. I'll wait, drowsy, but I don't know if I'll have the patience to wait another month.

Q: Do you know the difference between a bucket and a house?
A: I think and believe so, and it's not just now. I won't even consult AI out of curiosity to see how it would rewrite this answer, one of the uses of AI as a text revision tool, but in the next answer I consulted a translation app that shows some alternatives for the translated text.

Q: Any music to finish with?
A: No. It's very difficult these days to consider rock music a viable alternative for neutralising the oppression of life in a huge and noisy city. I'd say the noisy city has won.

Q: Anything else?
A: I can buy a bucket, but not a house.

! First paid work, then perhaps voting.

! Against patriarchy.
! Against matriarchy.
! Against unbridled procreation.

! Against obesity.

! I don't want a stepfather from heaven.
! I don't want a stepmother from heaven.

! Money for civilian life, not military life.

! I don't trust the electorate.

! I don't want to live in a BSL-4.

(c) fjgr • stop esoteric terrorism.

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