sexta-feira, 30 de agosto de 2024

Match?


| Image based on this text:

Q: Why did you ask these questions first and then choose an image for them?
A: I was in a hurry.

Q: What do you do when you're cold?
A: I warm myself up.

Q: Has this new technology helped you access more words and more interpretations?
A: More words and some more interpretations, I already knew the meaning.

Q: Qual será o seu próximo animalzinho de estimação após um gatinho?
A: Um cachorrinho?? It won't be an iguana.

Q: Do you believe that if you answer these questions correctly you will gain something?
A: I will get smarter as time goes by.

Q: What was the temperature when you answered this question?
A: It was reported as 11⁰ Celsius, it felt colder.

Q: I've noticed that you keep the level, is that right?
A: I still like the colour Clipboard Green, and also the colour Spring Green.

Q: If you were to throw your good formal education in the trash, which trash would you put it in, the organic trash or the recycling trash?
A: I wouldn't need R$ 100.000,00 per month to be happy, nor R$ 50.000,00 per month, nor R$ 25.000,00 per month, nor R$ 12.500,00 per month, nor R$ 6.250,00 per month, nor R$ 3.125,00 per month, ... But an app that works correctly when using "." and "," in the field to fill in is useful.

Q: What is your current profession?
A: Would you like it if I provided some feedback with a list of songs?
I started a short list of songs based on the great sound of each one, and the coherent title of each one, but after researching the lyrics of the songs, something I had no way of doing in the past, I realized that they were not very in tune with me, so I would not answer this question, something that ended up happening. Match? Love is sleeping warm on a cold day.

{[(¿N0futereXX1?)]}

💛⏳💬⌛🖤

sexta-feira, 23 de agosto de 2024

All☆Mars?




| Questions and answers based on these photographs:

Q: Don't you get bored wandering around the deserted Martian landscapes?
A: The feeling is similar elsewhere on the internet.

Q: If there were a martian woman on Mars, what would she look like?
A: I really don't have the time to draw and paint the subject, nor to ask the AI ​​to generate an image.

Q: Do you believe that in these days of annihilation of humanity and the poorest humans, an extraterrestrial woman would care about a floor polisher?
A: I had one, I bought it used, it helped with the housework, a small house is easier to maintain, so there is more time to do more useful activities, including being able to work on what gives personal satisfaction, the order of personal pronouns was not disregarded, I, We.

Q: You're not worried about being misunderstood in the previous answer.
A: Honestly? No.

Q: Did you notice anything strange in any of those photographs?
A: Yes, easily. There is a hole drilled far from the predictable place where it should be, someone at NASA got something wrong.

Q: Não é pretensão sua questionar o conhecimento de engenheiros espaciais da NASA?
A: Essa parte da história também é interessante porque não precisaria ser engenheiro, nem projetista, nem desenhista projetista, apenas desenhista, talvez até mesmo desenhista copista.

A: Anything else strange?
Q: Some off-center photographs were taken before the centered photograph showing the location where the drilling to collect some sample was done. Do you understand the previous two questions? Does any human choose what will be photographed?

Q: Do you know what the probability is of a meteor falling into the new WTC when the robotic vehicle manages to reach the middle of the huge crater?
A: No, and I don't think I have to worry about that, that would be an issue for the catastrophic film industry, I also don't know if a film about it will be released the day that happens.

Q: Você sabe diferenciar um passarinho de um patinho?
A: Sim, também sei diferenciar um gatinho de um cachorrinho. It won't be the first or last time that NA_A will manufacture some mystery.

Q: Any other questions?
A: No.

{[(: ¿Eles estavam esperando eu voltar? :)]}

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quarta-feira, 21 de agosto de 2024

Casting?


| Questions and answers based on this photograph:

Q: Do you like it when an app update makes the previous version worse?
A: No.

Q: Do you like it when there is unnecessary consumption of data flow on the internet?
A: No.

Q: Do you like it when you have to waste time with something unexpected?
A: No.

Q: Do you consider yourself a contrarian for only providing negative responses?
A: No.

Q: Any other questions?
A: No.

terça-feira, 20 de agosto de 2024

Spotify for Podcasters (#161)




The periodicity of the short audiovisuals in podcast format that i, FiRSTLAST, the realist of self-management, publish on Spotify for Podcasters, formerly Anchor.fm, it is now biweekly:
🎙 bit.ly/firstlast_Spotify

At an uncertain frequency on SoundCloud.com,
it's not a scheduling issue:
🎧 bit.ly/0scrobble1_SoundCloud_t

From time to time on Hubhopper.com:
☕ bit.ly/firstlast_Hubhopper

Forever on Spreaker.com:
📍 bit.ly/firstlast_Spreaker

⏳💬 Visit whenever you want,
if you want,
here art is culture,
created by
Authorial Human Intelligence. 🏁

quinta-feira, 15 de agosto de 2024

Waves and textures.


| Questions and answers based on this photograph:

Q: Any more in the sequence?
A: No, that's the last one.

Q: Is it easy to be an actor?
A: I'm not an actor, I never wanted to be an actor, my interest in some stage in some theater was to use them at the time I had formed my two bands~groups, currently extinct.

Q: What will the next photo manipulation sequel, Blade Runner 2094?
A: I don't know exactly, but I still have the backup for some survival.
But if a sequel exists, something that will probably happen, the approach will be the same, even if it is not an authorial work, in which case I would only be in the humble position of a curious manipulator, I would not even have the intention of proclaiming myself a co-author, it is not like taking a blank support, paper or canvas, and developing an authorial work, that has always been my interest.

Q: Do you know what the minimum age is to be able to legally work in the country where you are currently based?
A: No, I don't know, I'll research the subject later.

Q: Any music to finish this post?
A: If I were to mention a song, perhaps it wouldn't be in tune with the film, ... maybe that one:
Skids - Scared to dance.
Nowadays it is much easier to search for information on a subject, in the past, before the www, it was much more difficult, even impossible.
Far back in time I remember that the first translation I made of the song title from printed dictionaries wasn't the current one made through electronic translators. ... Corporate?

Q: Are you in tune with what you are doing now?
A: No. 

quarta-feira, 14 de agosto de 2024

No, no thanks.





| Questions and answers based on these photographs:

Q: Is every likeness equal?
A: No, this is not the case. A likeness can be made to approximate an original.

Q: I realized that you were actually well-intentioned in manipulating images made by and about other people. Did you completely identify with the interpretation of the original subject?
A: There is not just one interpretation, and furthermore it is necessary to analyze whether there is any specific interpretation and what its true meaning is.

Q: What was the most violent place you discovered?
A: The television set when it is turned on.

Q: Have you ever enjoyed being beaten up?
A: No.

Q: Did you like the film you took these photographs from to manipulate them?
A: Even though I'm not a nazi or a soviet, I liked the film, the film was not inconsistent between theory and practice, the people who appeared in the foreground are different from each other, and the film was based on a real story, WW2 which emerged from WW1.

P: O que você pensa sobre uma mulher que coloca o nome de um filho quase igual ao nome de uma outra pessoa que não é algo dela, nem o filho é algo da pessoa alvo que está sendo sabotada sem estar presente?
R: A prostituta não está bem-intencionada, nem o cafetão dela, o pai daquele filho.

P: Há apenas essa interpretação?
R~A~R: Não. There is another interpretation as bad as the previous interpretation in which that son does not really exist. And the legal process related to that son also does not really exist, organized crime invaded the system and the invaders built a legal history that does not really exist. Alguns dias antes de eu escrever esse texto eu vi e ouvi nos noticiários na televisão mais uma quadrilha presa após invadir o sistema e fabricar histórias que não eram verdadeiras, verdadeiras eram as várias viaturas da polícia que foram levando elas todas para a cadeia após a investigação sobre o desvio de dinheiro milionário.

Q: What are you doing now?
A: What I've been doing since my parents made me exist, working.

Q: Did you like it?
R: Ela tem uma voz bonita.

terça-feira, 13 de agosto de 2024

Was there a _ok_?


| Questions and answers based on this photograph:

Q: Why continue?
A: If I stop there is atrophy.

Q: Do the means condition the end?
A: It depends on what the subject is.

Q: At some point in your life did you identify with the Hitler Youth?
A: No, I am not of german origin nor do I have an italian surname.

Q: Did you develop the questions by looking at the photograph?
A: Yes.

Q: What was the mood?
A: Analyze the line spacing.

Q: Was there synchronicity?
A: There couldn't have been.

Q: Do you know how to sew on a button?
A: I'm not sure at the moment.
I like to use apps that I have researched, selected, installed, tested, and approved, I also like floating buttons, including those full of ready-to-use apps, there are even floating app buttons that use Artificial Intelligence and Machine Learning to try to help me correct the speed I have experienced in conventional book-based learning, learning without the use of computers.

Q: What was it like for you to no longer compose your own songs? Were you transformed into a fascist esoteric or a nazi esoteric?
A: I have not stopped my artistic activity, it is carried out daily, including saturdays, sundays, and holidays, as much time as possible.

Q: I've noticed that you're good at perceiving abstractions, aren't you afraid of getting involved in some incident?
A: No, it was the opposite, it helped me avoid problems.

Q: What is a person's brain beaten for?
A: So that the person targeted by fascists and nazis remains in a state of mental confusion, this is the new indoctrination, this is the New World Order, the maintenance of totalitarianism and authoritarianism, all institutionalized in a police and military state where one side justifies the existence of the other side, and polarization is natural and democratic, people aren't all the same, .... not even similar.

Q: At some point in your life have you been contacted to work for an agency?
A: Interesting question. No. Ask Johnny R. or John L. that question, the answer is in the answer.

Q: Anything else?
A: I have not had any memory loss.